Monday, May 11, 2009

Love story and other conversations - 2

ACT -2: (Please refer last post for a short introduction of the characters and ignore Sr Engineer's grammar)

Sr Er: You studying in Bangalore?
Er: No I am working.
Sr Er: Which company?
Er: Oracle.
Sr Er: Oh! I am working in i-Trust technologies. So how long you been staying there at Bangalore?
Er: Close to 8 years now. I had done my engineering from Bangalore Institute of Technology and then got placed at Infosys.
Sr Er: But you said Oracle?
Er: Last September I left Infy and joined Oracle.
Sr Er: Hmmm...You know with time these things becomes pretty boring. Doing the same job again and again. I have people in my team who has been doing this for 7-8 years now. They remember most of the stuff and now we solve bugs in a matter of minutes. By the way, I am Parimal Dham.
Er: I am Vinayak Shukla. You are in a maintenance project?
Sr Er: Not exactly. We have development as well. We do it in Java which is like working with needle and haystack.
Er: Finding needle in haystack!!
Sr Er: Yeah!! Exactly. Working with Java is more finding the correct API which someone must has already written. Just google it and if you doesn't get it you are doomed.
Oracle has taken over Sun right?
Er: Yes for some 8 billion dollars I think.
Sr Er: What are they going to do with it?
Er: He he...nothing they can not anyway touch Java because it has become such a huge name now, needles and haystack notwithstanding.
Sr Er: He he!!
After a pause,
There is one department in IT industry which is redundant.
Er: HR??
Sr Er: Perfect guess!! See anyway they don't have any control over the annual assessment of employees since it is the engineer's boss who can override any comment which the HR provide. However there are people in my team who are trying maskofying these HR people. Strange!!
Er: And does it help?
Sr Er: Don't know. Because the people I am talking about have their own groups.
Er: You mean regional grouping?
Sr Er: Yes. They work together, as in I have seen they doing each other's work. Once we were talking about a design of a certain function. I ask one guy about it. He is clueless. Then I give him a hint, start with the number and type of input parameters. He is looking at me as I am talking French and the next day he gave me the complete code. I was appreciative initially but then when I try digging into it I see that he seem to have just copied it from somewhere or someone else have done it for him.
Er: Strange. How do such people survive in the industry?
Sr Er: Only such people survive and become your boss. Such boss has no idea how things are to be done. What they are concerned about is deadlines and meetings with clients.
Er: I had seen such species when I was working at Infosys.
Sr Er: There are hordes in such big companies. And what do these people talk in meetings?
Prasoon, you have not shaved. What is that you are wearing, Sheela? I want people to come in formals. What you guys wear is not formals but business casuals.
I had this business head who joined us from some manufacturing company. He used to talk such stuff since he has no idea about the software industry.
Er: He he...I know of this manager who talks to engineers about how girls are there just for encouragement and keep the guys in the team happy. Ridiculous!!
Sr Er: Ha ha...And I bet he did not know a thing about how exactly the work needs to be done.
Er: Yes. He used to call his sub-ordinates to the meetings with clients to give updates regarding the project.
Sr Er: There are such people in Oracle as well!!
Er: No I was talking about my experience at Infosys.
Sr Er: Which project you were working on?
Er: I was in the telecom project and was working for Nortel.
Sr Er: And this manager you are talking about. What was his name?
Er: Shyamal Dham!!
Silence,
I mean the guy was good.........
End of conversation.

3 comments:

  1. Hey, i know the manager you are talking about ;)

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  2. Btw its maskafying, not maskofying

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  3. asal me our parimal dham is inspired by his brother...just to show tat he is in the league he used tat term...lekin bechara galat bol gaya...iss mgr kee baat ko daba dee jaye ;)

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